DIRTY 'LIL ZOEY: September 2014

Tuesday, September 30, 2014

Nothin' Says Lovin' Like a Big Fat BLUMPKIN!

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Tuesday, September 23, 2014

Weird Sex Facts: Just For Shnitz N Giggles!

ZOEY BELLE

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Here are 17 sex facts you'll wish you never heard... you're welcome! =)

1. One in ten European babies is conceived in an IKEA bed.

2. Alfred Kinsey, author of Sexual Behavior in the Human Male (1948), had a collection of 5 million wasps and could insert a toothbrush into his penis, bristle-end first.

3. British spies stopped using semen as invisible ink because it began to smell if it wasn’t fresh.

4. A single sperm contains 37.5 MB of DNA information. One ejaculation represents a data transfer of 15,875 GB, equivalent to the combined capacity of 62 MacBook Pro laptops.

5. Male fruitflies rejected by females drink significantly more alcohol than those that have had a successful encounter.

6. A female ferret will die if she doesn't have sex for a year.

7. Seven Viagra tablets are sold every second.

8. The German for "contraceptive" is Schwangerschaftsverhütungsmittel. By the time you've finished saying it, it's too late.

9. The American Psychiatric Association listed homosexuality as a mental illness until 1973.

10. The best-selling work of fiction of the 15th century was "The Tale of the Two Lovers," an erotic novel by the man who later became Pope Pius II.

11. A single human male produces enough sperm in two weeks to impregnate every fertile woman on the planet.

12. In 2008, archaeologists in Cyprus found a 7th-century curse inscribed on a lead tablet that said, "May your penis hurt when you make love." Nobody knows who made the curse, or why.

13. The founder of match.com, Gary Kremen, lost his girlfriend to a man she met onmatch.com.

14. Gymnophoria is the sense that someone is mentally undressing you.

15. A female chimpanzee in a fit of passion has the strength of six men.

16. At the 2012 London Olympics, which lasted for 17 days, the athletes were provided with 150,000 free condoms- approximately 15 each.

17. The "G-spot" was nearly called the Whipple Tickle- after Professor Beverley Whipple, who coined the expression that we know today.

List was originally published on HuffPost Books

Saturday, September 20, 2014

I Just Can't Stop Thinking About Those BIG BLACK COCKS!

I just can't seem to get big black cocks off of my mind! Damn Davon for going on vacation! ESPECIALLY the one weekend we BOTH had off! I'm pouty about it, but I know I'll get that big black cock wherever I want it WHENEVER I want it once he gets back! In my pouty pink mouth, mmmm. Between those sweet little tiny tits; and of course shoved inside his white princess's hot little cunt that is getting wet thinking about all this right now!

All you naughty little closet cum guzzlers should call me tonight! All I wanna do is talk about how I'd take that big black cock in any and EVERY hole, let Davon shoot his hot thick spunk into that sweet pink tightness - and then call you come over and lick that pussy clean!

You'd suck that salty creampie out of my sweet little cunt until it was all clean again... wouldn't you? If you were an extra good BBC cum licker, I might even let you watch next time! :O I know you'd give almost anything to see that big fat ebony cock pumping in and out of that juicy pink fuck hole!

Call me.

We'll talk about it in more detail then!

Your BBC lovin slut,

ZOEY BELLE

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I Love My Tiny Tits!

Just felt like doing an ode to small tits on the Kinky Kingdom blog.

Thought I would leave a link for all my lovers of tiny tits and puffy nipples to lick, kiss, nibble, and suck on! Hope you enjoy it! Let's hook up for a call, and I'll send you TONS of pics of these tiny tits, just like this one!!!