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Tuesday, September 30, 2014
Tuesday, September 23, 2014
Weird Sex Facts: Just For Shnitz N Giggles!
ZOEY BELLE
1-888-231-9349
Here are 17 sex facts you'll wish you never heard... you're welcome! =)
1. One in ten European babies is conceived in an IKEA bed.
2. Alfred Kinsey, author of Sexual Behavior in the Human Male (1948), had a collection of 5 million wasps and could insert a toothbrush into his penis, bristle-end first.
3. British spies stopped using semen as invisible ink because it began to smell if it wasn’t fresh.
4. A single sperm contains 37.5 MB of DNA information. One ejaculation represents a data transfer of 15,875 GB, equivalent to the combined capacity of 62 MacBook Pro laptops.
5. Male fruitflies rejected by females drink significantly more alcohol than those that have had a successful encounter.
6. A female ferret will die if she doesn't have sex for a year.
7. Seven Viagra tablets are sold every second.
8. The German for "contraceptive" is Schwangerschaftsverhütungsmittel. By the time you've finished saying it, it's too late.
9. The American Psychiatric Association listed homosexuality as a mental illness until 1973.
10. The best-selling work of fiction of the 15th century was "The Tale of the Two Lovers," an erotic novel by the man who later became Pope Pius II.
11. A single human male produces enough sperm in two weeks to impregnate every fertile woman on the planet.
12. In 2008, archaeologists in Cyprus found a 7th-century curse inscribed on a lead tablet that said, "May your penis hurt when you make love." Nobody knows who made the curse, or why.
14. Gymnophoria is the sense that someone is mentally undressing you.
15. A female chimpanzee in a fit of passion has the strength of six men.
16. At the 2012 London Olympics, which lasted for 17 days, the athletes were provided with 150,000 free condoms- approximately 15 each.
17. The "G-spot" was nearly called the Whipple Tickle- after Professor Beverley Whipple, who coined the expression that we know today.
List was originally published on HuffPost Books
Saturday, September 20, 2014
I Just Can't Stop Thinking About Those BIG BLACK COCKS!
I just can't seem to get big black cocks off of my mind! Damn Davon for going on vacation! ESPECIALLY the one weekend we BOTH had off! I'm pouty about it, but I know I'll get that big black cock wherever I want it WHENEVER I want it once he gets back! In my pouty pink mouth, mmmm. Between those sweet little tiny tits; and of course shoved inside his white princess's hot little cunt that is getting wet thinking about all this right now!
All you naughty little closet cum guzzlers should call me tonight! All I wanna do is talk about how I'd take that big black cock in any and EVERY hole, let Davon shoot his hot thick spunk into that sweet pink tightness - and then call you come over and lick that pussy clean!
You'd suck that salty creampie out of my sweet little cunt until it was all clean again... wouldn't you? If you were an extra good BBC cum licker, I might even let you watch next time! :O I know you'd give almost anything to see that big fat ebony cock pumping in and out of that juicy pink fuck hole!
=)
Call me.
We'll talk about it in more detail then!
Your BBC lovin slut,
ZOEY BELLE
1-888-231-9349
zoeyswallows4u on Yahoo and AIM!
Read my latest Kinky Kingdom blog HERE!
I Love My Tiny Tits!
Just felt like doing an ode to small tits on the Kinky Kingdom blog.
Thought I would leave a link for all my lovers of tiny tits and puffy nipples to lick, kiss, nibble, and suck on! Hope you enjoy it! Let's hook up for a call, and I'll send you TONS of pics of these tiny tits, just like this one!!!
Click HERE for my Kinky K
blog entry: Tiny Tits Need Love Too!
blog entry: Tiny Tits Need Love Too!
Your Tiny Tit Princess,
ZOEY
1-888-231-9349
Wednesday, September 10, 2014
All I can think about is my first bisexual experience with Kari!
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Saturday, September 6, 2014
My Interracial, bisexual THREESOME!
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Thursday, July 24, 2014
BBC/Double Penetration B-Day Fun for Zoey!
.... whaaaat?
I didn't blog here on my BIRTHDAY?
Not even a Happy 4th of July?
Not even a Happy 4th of July?
Well. Ya'll will just have to forgive me, because I was REALLY busy getting stuffed - by not one, but TWO big black cocks! :O
We've talked about the fact that I'm BBC crack before. ;)
On my birthday, my fuck buddy Davon gave me the best present EVER - my very first double penetration experience. And the CHERRY on top? (I'm so punny! =) ) Was that my first time involved two perfect, velvety, chocolatey, and HUGE... big black cocks!
Do you love jerking that dick to the idea of one little blonde white girl, sandwiched in between and impaled by two wonderfully big black cocks? Then you should definitely go to The Kinky Kingdom blog and read what I blogged about my birthday surprise! It's the best of BOTH worlds - BBC and double penetration!
Have a read, and then dial up Yummy Zoey - your perfect little BBC lovin' AND newly DP'd phone slut!
1-888-231-9349
zoeyswallows4u on both Yahoo/AIM!
Sunday, May 25, 2014
Happy Memorial Day Weekend!
Hi!
I know it's been a while since I've blogged on my personal blog - I've been up to lots of naughty trouble out there in the real life, real DIRTY world! My latest favorite fetish/fantasy to both talk about AND play out is: BIG. BLACK. COCKS. Who doesn't love them? I know I do! And those big black cocks love me back! I mean look at me! That perfect white skin, STRAIGHT light blonde hair, baby blue eyes... I'm practically BBC crack!
I do have some HOT sessions with random black guys, but Davon is my official black fuck buddy! We play together ALL the time, both at work and at home! (We're both bartenders at the same bar!) I like letting guys watch as I get drilled by that big, perfect chocolate cock! But I love fucking him in my Daddy's bed... even more. :)
Here's a nice little story that was just posted on our NEW company blog, The Kinky Kingdom! It's a REALLY cute story about my lunchtime fun adventures with Davon! See, nothing makes me wetter than the possibility of my Daddy finding out his little White Princess is fucking and sucking on BIG BLACK COCKS! =)
then pick up the phone and CALL ME. We'll have some BBC of our own! Whether you wanna watch me suck it, get pounded by it, or try it for yourself! (shhh, it's our secret! you can tell ME!)
Your BBC lovin' southern slut,
Zoey xoxo
shy? email me first!
Friday, April 18, 2014
Honey, I'm Home! CALL ME! 1-888-231-9349
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Sunday, April 13, 2014
I'm A Bargain!
I'm Zoey... the "new girl" at the Kingdom!
I love sex, I love danger, and I LOVE talking dirty!
But I AM a blonde, I have a ditzy sense of humor, and I love to laugh!
.. and according to this? At $2/min, I'm also a bargain!
I may be new to the Kingdom, but don't assume that means I'm not an EXPERT at what I do! I was hanging out in chat rooms and talking dirty on the phone WAY before I was legal!
Call the Kingdom's little whore for danger,
xoxo,
1-888-231-9349
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